Monday, December 12, 2005

The New Me!

Over stretched jeans.

Chunk chunk hanging over my pants.

New back stretch marks.

Bigger boobs.

Clearer head.

Solid night's sleep.

Normal body temperature.

Solid moods.

Crazy dreams.

No sex drive.

Back hurting.

HORMONES WORKING!!!

Then end is near. I feel it now!!!

This is me in a nutshell!

1 comment:

laura said...

Yep, isn't it beautiful?? Well, you can appreciate some of the side effects, right? Who can argue with bigger boobs?

(How funny ... my word verification was WIFEY ... that's you!)