Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The V Word


I hate the V word. I hate saying it. I hate hearing it. I know it is better than the p word which is just crude and obscene. But the V word is so personal.

Today I finally to talk to a human voice at the doctor. My discharge, crampy situation never cleared up. I needed to get it taken care of soon before the pain got worse. The nurse tells me that I have Group B Strep in my VAGINA! Did she need to say that word on the phone? Where else would I have that? I didn't let them swab anything else. It was just a given to me. I had a problem with my hoohoo.

I know I should be a grown up and use the grown up word. I would just rather use the good ole trusty replacements: Hoo Hoo, Noo Noo, Hooch, Hoochie... They sound silly but to me they are much better than the V word.

Any names to add to my list?

7 comments:

Sheryl said...

Here's a few to add!

Cooter
Gitch
Mussentouchit

:)

Jo said...

LOL
Haven't made up names....maybe I should?? ;)

Big Pissy said...

Mussentouchit is hilarious! Never heard that one! I have to say, I'll take the V word over the P word any day!

Sheryl said...

Mussentouchit comes from my best friends MIL if you can imagine! I laugh every time I hear her say it (she's in her 70's!)

Sunny said...

I still haven't used it yet. I wonder why? No seriously I can't wait to say it to Grumps.

Big P I agree with you. I HATE the P word with a passion. But the V word just sounds so silly. :)

Monica said...

Sunny you crack me up with all your little nicknames for all kinds of words!! You would hate hanging out at our house. Lately my girls have been LOVING the P word. And the more Dale hates it (and tells them) . . . the more they use it. It's too funny!!! I have no nicknames . . . I am seriously creatively verbally challenged!! I wish I was a nicknamer b/c I think you're just too cool!!

Anonymous said...

There are worse things she could have said...like the 'C' word.